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The King's Story

from SAW I: Fading Winter by TomboFry



The king threw away his key to the town,
Villagers weren't happy, they gave him a frown!
So they all ran away and left him alone,
While he was up on his throne.

To celebrate success he had a bottle of wine,
He drank the whole lot and had a good time!
Out came his brand new karaoke machine
(It was 1624, absolutely obscene!)

I am the king, I am the king!
I have this wonderful song to sing!
I am the king, I am the king!
Oh won't you listen to me!

He drank and he drank and he drank some more,
By that point he couldn't tell the ceiling from the floor,
But he carried on partying with the chickens and the cats
(He even gave them adorable hats)

Along came some big burly men with their swords,
They knew he was in, so they tore down the doors,
Frightened and panicked he pulled out his glock
Twas almost as big as his massive -


"I sliced this guy's head open with my swor-"

NAH MATE, Here we go!

Yo what's up, it's me, The King!
As you know I've got this song to sing.
I'll tell you about how I defeated these guys,
So easy they were squished like flies.

2 men, 4 men, 6 men down,
This is the reason I hold my crown.
Did you just think that I would rule this place
Without an evil plan or a grin on my face?

I'm not a dictator but have power to be,
So you'd better behave and be scared of me!
My name screams trouble (but I'm actually quite zen)
Get out my castle before I reach ten!

Bang bang bang bang bang b-bang b-bang
B-bang bang bang bang b-bang b-bang
Bang bang bang bang bang b-bang b-bang
B-bang bang bang bang b-bang bang.

Now that that's over I can carry on
With my wonderful singing of my wonderful song
But before you go would like a cup of tea?
Don't worry, it's no bother to me :) because


Now that the bad guys had gone away,
He begged the old people to come back and stay,
Reluctant at first, but they finally came back,
And everyone in town, danced with chickens and cats.


from SAW I: Fading Winter, released February 28, 2016


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